In today’s Denver streetball report:
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Self acclaimed “Biggest fan” fails to inspire team.
Stadium over serves beer in an unprecedented attempt to attract new advertisers.
Many had trouble getting in to the game
This is hilarious. I love the way Family Guy portrays Bill Clinton.
Clearly the sexual identification of women in the context of this video is jaundiced, becuase obviously it is thought to be an exploitation by men, but sexuality is natural and there has always been the provocative nature in a Woman’s grace. Men can not resist it. There will always be opposing opinions on this subject from both Men and Women, but perspective will always be the deciding factor. This creates a loop of logic and rationality, which I think will unfortunately hinder any balance in ideals for a long time to come.
Martha Argerich is an Argentine concert pianist with the common trait of aversion from the press, which many brilliant artists have often had. Although she is not known in pop culture, nor the top tier of classical pop, she is widely regarded as one of the greatest modern day pianists. What isn’t often talked about is that she was a major babe in her prime. Watch her play and notice the synergy of the impassioned writing of the artists of the past with her sublime interpretation.
Click On Image For A Video Of Her Playing
Look. We all know bein’ awesome ain’t easy. I’ll bet most of the time you sit back and wonder, “How in the world does that guy do it?” He gets the chicks. He has wicked nunchuck skills… Everyone thinks he’s totally awesome. Well. You no longer have to worry. With this 10 step program you will gain all the skills you need to become awesome. Let’s get started.
1. You need a nickname.
2.Act like you do not care what others think of you.
3.Have a nerdy best friend.
4.Become sworn enemies with anyone else that is cool.
5.Start a band
6.Buy a set of nunchucks at your local flea market.
7.Practice your nunchuck skills at least 7 hours a day. (Click Here for a nunchucks video tutorial.)
8.Learn how to do wicked moves like Blue Steel, Le Tigre, Ferrari and Magnum. (Click Here for a video example.)
9. Replace Chuck Norris’ name in all of his jokes with your nickname from step 1. (Click Here for a list of Chuck Norris Jokes)
Some examples:
- (Your Name Here) doesnt sleep. He waits.
- (Your Name Here) is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like (Your Name Here).
- (Your Name Here)’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools (Your Name Here).
- Some kids piss their name in the snow. (Your Name Here) can piss his name into concrete.
- The chief export of (Your Name Here) is pain.
- (Your Name Here) is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
- (Your Name Here) counted to infinity - twice.
- (Your Name Here)’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for (Your Name Here).
- (Your Name Here) can play the violin with a piano.
- The only time (Your Name Here) was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
- Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for (Your Name Here).
- Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about (Your Name Here) during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
10.Make sure everyone knows you are better than them at everything. No holds barred. (Click here to learn what “no holds barred” means. You’ll need to know how to explain it when you add it to your vocabulary.)
*Repeat steps 1-10 until you get it right.
Now that you have learned how to be awesome go out and practice your new skills. You won’t be sorry for long.
Print out the picture below and hang it on your wall to remind people that you are awesome.
(Click image for a printable version)
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Here is one of the many reasons you will be rejected by eHarmony.com. That’s why Adult Friend Finder is way better. (Click here to check it out)
This is hilarious.
If the person holding the party has no MJ, It ain’t gonna be a party.
Who knew these evil geniuses could get together and play some good ol’ folk musik.
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When kneeding, how much time until ready?
